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MATHEMATICS LOVE
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = married
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
BUSINESS ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
MATH PURCHASING
A man will pay 2 $ for $ 1 the thing that he needs.
A woman will pay 1 $ for $ 2 thing that she does not need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS
A woman worries about the future until they find a husband.
Man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Successful woman is one who manages to find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand a little more love.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than unmarried, but married men are more willing to die.
OPPORTUNITIES FOR CHANGES
Women marry a man expecting to be changed, but it never happens.
A man marries a woman expecting that will change, and it changes
Aku paling suka persamaan ni:
"Man never worries about the future until he gets a wife."
"Successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend."
"A man will pay 2 $ for $ 1 the thing that he needs."
"Married men live longer than unmarried, but married men are more willing to die."
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